Fresh Look Celebrity Zooey Deschanel Hairstyles (06)

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    Fresh Look Celebrity Zooey Deschanel Hairstyles 46On the show, Zooey Deschanel’s Jess, following a truly humiliating breakup, answers a roommate ad from three single guys on Craigslist and moves into their downtown-L.A. loft, only to wreak havoc on their lives by virtue of her Jess-ness, which includes watching Dirty Dancing six times a day, sobbing uncontrollably, creating her own theme song—“Who’s that girl? It’s Jess!”—and trying to find rebound sex via the pickup line “Hey, sailor.”

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    Fresh Look Celebrity Zooey Deschanel Hairstyles 47Zooey Deschanel, 31, is a smoother cat, most of the time. But she’s not used to this sort of attention. Lately, drivers have started yelling out to her on the road beneath one of those giant signs bearing her image. She covers her face at the thought: “I’ll drive to work, and I’ll be like, ‘Aaaaahhh! Zooey Deschanel, get away!’ Huh-hah. Heh.” Zooey Deschanel has a laugh like a rapid reverse hiccup.

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    Fresh Look Celebrity Zooey Deschanel Hairstyles 48But Zooey Deschanel doesn’t just portray indie culture onscreen. She, more than most of her indie-actress peers, seems to live it, too—less sardonically than sweetly—and the perception of her as a sort of standard-bearer for all things sincere and nostalgic (or mannered and twee, depending on your point of view) has made her a figure of both adoration and exasperation. She has a band, of course, a folk-rock duo with M. Ward.

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    Fresh Look Celebrity Zooey Deschanel Hairstyles 49Zooey Deschanel is adorable. We know this. You know this. Your eighty-three year-old Texts and Ideas professor knows this. It’s one of the many facts of life that is unquestionably accepted at face value – sort of like how the sky is blue, McNuggets are exponentially more delicious when inebriated, and Quentin Tarantino has a foot fetish. In other words, it is merely fact.

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    Fresh Look Celebrity Zooey Deschanel Hairstyles 50Right off the bat, Zooey Deschanel’s “New Girl” feels less like a character and more like a calculated series of quirks to make the hearts of cynical assholes such as myself go aflutter. She teaches at an elementary school! She wears big, horn-rimmed glasses! She’s totally clumsy! She randomly narrates her life through improvised song! She makes random Lord of the Rings references! She’s just like the female lead in some Zooey Deschanel movie or something, but on speed!

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    Fresh Look Celebrity Zooey Deschanel Hairstyles 51That’s exactly it though – there is nothing to the show “New Girl” aside from a springboard for the most comically broad facets of Zooey Deschanel’s screen persona, ratcheted up to eleven, and fired straight at the viewer’s solar plexus with a cannon as Zooey Deschanel bats her doe eyes off in the corner accordingly. Granted, the charms of Zooey Deschanel have always been in her eccentricities. Yet ramping those same eccentricities up to the point of caricature is a recipe for an apocalypse of twee, as evidenced by that movie where she plays a girl named Happy who tries to bone a Chinese baby-adopting mattress salesman played by Paul Dano. (Yes, this movie exists. Yes, it is exactly as uniquely terrible as it sounds.)

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    Fresh Look Celebrity Zooey Deschanel Hairstyles 52In theory, “New Girl” should work. The pilot alone has some major names behind it, including playwright Liz Meriwether, former “Freaks and Geeks” director Jake Kasdan, and the incredibly underrated Jake Johnson. Yet it is anchored solely on the presence of Zooey Deschanel, who (while radiant as ever) is unfortunately tasked with taking AV Club writer Nathan Rabin’s “Manic Pixie Dream Girl” archetype, and playing it bigger than Nic Cage after a weeklong bender. At the very least, the girl deserves better than being reduced to an “adorkable” self-parody.

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    Fresh Look Celebrity Zooey Deschanel Hairstyles 53In a perfect style world, actress-turned-singer Zooey Deschanel would step out on a daily basis, revealing frock after cutesy frock paired with pickings from her impressive purse and pumps collection. But there have been few Zooey Deschanel spottings as of late -- she's popped up at various music festivals and on a handful of red carpets -- always perfectly put-together from head to toe, in our opinion.

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    Fresh Look Celebrity Zooey Deschanel Hairstyles 54She's the quirky and outgoing girl next door, she's the Yes! girl that everyone will soon be talking about, she is Zooey Deschanel. Zooey Deschanel is an actress, a musician, and a beautiful woman with an eccentric style all her own. From her signature denim overall look (otherwise known as the "Farmer's Daughter" look) to her Bohemian dresses, Zooey Deschanel style is one to be coveted, and actually easy to emulate with a little inspiration from Zooey Deschanel herself, and of course some creativity.
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